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tired Of course it is. It's related to me.
He was born at 10:55 pm on Thursday, the 28th of July.
Of course, before they induced, they made us wait... and wait... and wait... But Momma was in good spirits.
They hook a lot of machines up to pregnant people. And this was all just waiting, and waiting.
So, here's the midget. He's not happy. But of course, at this point, he has all his color, and doesn't look like either a Matrix baby,or a Protoss baby. I was afraid when it first came out... no one had told me they're all blue when they came.
8 pounds, 9 ounces. 20.5 inches long. Not the biggest midget ever, but certainly healthy. He even has 10 fingers and toes. Well, each, respectivly. Not 10 total. He's normal, except for his horribly mis-shapen head. It's all long and stuff.
Don't touch the midget when he's not happy. He bopped my hand after this shot. I may need to assert dominance over a new born. I think this might be a new low.
Momma and Midget. 'Nuff said.
My mom was out of town when the midget was born. So, I get the digital camera, as well as bringing in the woman who's been like a second mother to me. She's practically Grandma #3. So, she gets to meet the midget.
The two cutest things, according to sappy people: Old People and Babies. The new Grandpa gets to hold the midget. Shortly afterwards, the midget slept. I think it's all the energy of meeting a new people was more then he could handle.
He sleeps. He poops. He breast-feeds (and no, I will not put pictures of that up here). Thinking about it, I want his life.
It was a long day. I figured I'd try to teach him a little of my expertise, before he came home. This was a couple hours into the nap. Momma stole my camera to take this picture. (Okay, she wanted to, so I handed it to her. I was tired.)
It's cute, I'm cute. We're related. Once his head becomes less mis-shapen, then it will be a beautiful thing. We're trying to do it through hats, but he hates them, and has whacked me on the nose for putting them on. And cried a lot about it. He do that. But it's cool. He's cute.
I'ma go now before I do the gushy dad thing, and start typing OMG over and over. 'Night, y'all.
July 30 2005, 10:30:22 UTC 6 years ago
I'm happy for you. May the joys of fatherhood be bountiful, and the sacrifices and pains few and far between.
July 30 2005, 23:41:25 UTC 6 years ago
Upswing is I lost a good 3 lbs due to sweat.
July 30 2005, 15:23:26 UTC 6 years ago
Aww.
Honey, he's beautiful :) That head is *nothing* compared to most babies, you're lucky!
--Sara
July 30 2005, 16:52:15 UTC 6 years ago
hehehe
July 30 2005, 18:28:43 UTC 6 years ago
July 30 2005, 23:35:06 UTC 6 years ago
I know enough parents that have taught me to master the super secret wang cover manuever. PH34R MY 1337 N|NJ4 SKI77Z!!
Beware!
August 1 2005, 03:40:08 UTC 6 years ago
August 3 2005, 20:48:28 UTC 6 years ago
July 30 2005, 19:45:28 UTC 6 years ago
^_^_^
i wanna come up sometime and visit you!
looove you timmy!
July 31 2005, 03:31:16 UTC 6 years ago
July 31 2005, 21:41:29 UTC 6 years ago
That seem to be on a much different sleep schedule, and likes to cry a lot. Though, he twitches right before he does so. It's cute.
August 1 2005, 17:39:16 UTC 6 years ago
goth dances
makes monkey faces
shits itself
gets easily distracted by boobies
makes unintelligible noises and expects comprehension
wait..
four out of five....it must be your kid.
August 3 2005, 17:56:23 UTC 6 years ago
5 out of 5.
And I don't believe I've shit myself in a long time. Like right before I was potty trained.
August 3 2005, 02:13:54 UTC 6 years ago
!!!!
he's adorable,and i'm glad you're happy and he's healthy.i'd better be on the waiting list to babysit,bee-otch!
August 3 2005, 22:10:39 UTC 6 years ago
She's a damned Hippy
Anonymous
August 3 2005, 23:45:10 UTC 6 years ago
August 4 2005, 06:59:56 UTC 6 years ago
well, let's not go into details, but say it involves a sump, a garden hose, and a toilet plunger.
Can you say pumping breast milk at over 100 gallons per second?
Anonymous
August 3 2005, 16:18:31 UTC 6 years ago
He's beautiful
He's darling. Now for the hard stuff....nah enjoy him. Every sleepless night is worth it. I know, you may not think so now but remember.......it will get ?????August 4 2005, 07:02:30 UTC 6 years ago
Re: He's beautiful
Sleepless? Need I mention I currently don't live with mommy? I get to go chill with the midget, let her sleep (unless he's hungry), and then put him to bed, then wonder off and let her deal with sleepless nights. This is my slight revenge for her not allowing ANY bottle feeding until the boobies stop producing.Anonymous
August 5 2005, 17:53:24 UTC 6 years ago
PAPA TIM
The name fits. Damn he's seems a little cranky. But, he's also pretty cute deeming him "The Prince of Prettiness". Awesome name, good luck for whatever might come.Ciao Bello Babino,
-PAJ
August 13 2005, 19:59:46 UTC 6 years ago
Re: PAPA TIM
Hey!!!He isn't the "Prince of Prettiness". I'm pretty, he's cute. He may grow up to be pretty, which is very likely. However, his crankiness is hereditary. It comes from my massive amounts of hatred and anger.
August 29 2005, 18:49:03 UTC 6 years ago
Grandma #3's not looking too bad, either. ;)